June 2009
76 posts
May 2009
31 posts
“I KNOW THERE WAS NOT A CURRENT DEBATE ABOUT THE OWNERSHIP OF THE PIANO but I wish to make clear I own it and am sitting on it thank you”
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We don’t have a piano but this is pretty much how Meriadoc and Peregrin have claimed everything at our place. Sometimes all they need is a simple touch of the paw.
Food Companies Don't Want You to Know
… that Your Food Can Legally Contain Maggots.
Sure, the FDA limits the amount of rodent droppings and other appetite killers in your food, but unfortunately that limit isn’t zero. The regulations below aren’t harmful to your health—but we can’t promise that the thought of them won’t make you sick.Canned pineapples can contain up to: 20 percent positive mold tests
Canned tomatoes can contain up to: 5 fly eggs and 1 maggot per 500 grams
Frozen broccoli can contain up to: 60 mites per 100 grams
Ground cinnamon can contain up to: 400 insect fragments and 11 rodent hairs per 50 grams
Peanut butter can contain up to: 30 insect gragments or 1 rodent hair per 100 grams
Popcorn can contain up to: 20 gnawed grains or 2 rodent hairs per pound
Potato chips can contain up to: 6 percent rotten chips
On Monday morning I closed my eyes and said "f this week I am hopping on my 4D bus to Friday afternoon"
OMG IT WORKED
Scrubs Actors Making Deals for Ninth Season - ComingSoon.net →
comingsoon.net
Shmeh! The finale was good and they should have left it at that. If they want to make a spin-off, that’s fine with me. But for me, Scrubs is done.
The finale was a great ending to the show. The series started out as trying to just be about young doctors but it very much became the John Dorian show, so when his story ended a few weeks ago so did the series. They somehow managed to bounce back from two truly awful seasons and go out in top form, and I have a feeling they’re going to f that up.
The creator has stated that he’d be okay with the show coming back because it provides jobs for lots of crew, so I can get behind that logic. But a spin-off would have been better.
That said I will probably watch it. Maybe they’ll bring back Aziz, he was awesome (I forget how his story ended).
Rules for Time Travelers →
blogs.discovermagazine.com
Each one is desribed in detail through the link.
0. There are no paradoxes.
1. Traveling into the future is easy.
2. Traveling into the past is hard — but maybe not impossible.
3. Traveling through time is like traveling through space.
4. Things that travel together, age together.
5. Black holes are not time machines.
6. If something happened, it happened. (Lost, please follow this one)
7. There is no meta-time.
8. You can’t travel back to before the time machine was built.
9. Unless you go to a parallel universe. (or this is okay for Lost too)
10. And even then, your old universe is still there.
Timecrimes was pretty good at following the rules.
via a Daily What link
“OH BACK PAWS YOU MAKE THE PERFECT PILLOW thank goodness I kept you around ZZZZZZZZZZ”
—sockington
“To me the worst thing is shopping for pants. I hate dressing and undressing in that little room. What men need is a place to shop where you go in, you check your pants at the door, and you just walk around the store in your underwear.”
—Jerry Seinfeld in the episode The Cigar Store Indian.
