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… that Your Food Can Legally Contain Maggots.
Sure, the FDA limits the amount of rodent droppings and other appetite killers in your food, but unfortunately that limit isn’t zero. The regulations below aren’t harmful to your health—but we can’t promise that the thought of them won’t make you sick.
Canned pineapples can contain up to: 20 percent positive mold tests
Canned tomatoes can contain up to: 5 fly eggs and 1 maggot per 500 grams
Frozen broccoli can contain up to: 60 mites per 100 grams
Ground cinnamon can contain up to: 400 insect fragments and 11 rodent hairs per 50 grams
Peanut butter can contain up to: 30 insect gragments or 1 rodent hair per 100 grams
Popcorn can contain up to: 20 gnawed grains or 2 rodent hairs per pound
Potato chips can contain up to: 6 percent rotten chips
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