September 2009
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Dear Greek Salad
madthoughts:
Nobody wants your stupid, raw, make-you-fart onions. Fuck you greek salad.
I’ll take ‘em. You can keep those damn olives though.
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“Peanut Butter and Jelly!? For Breakfast?!”
– -Crystal
Heard at our place the last three mornings. Then she proceeds to take a bite, because it is made with her delicious strawberry jam. I think it’s a perfectly acceptable breakfast item, who do you side with?
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Massawyrm calls REC 2 "a brilliant, genre bending... →
I had very little hope that REC 2 would be any good, but this review makes me officially very excited for it:
“There is nothing in the first film that is superfluous. Everything appearing in RECs final, terrifying moments is very, VERY important. What appears at first glance to be window dressing to make a zombie story seem a little creepier is in fact the set up to a brilliant twist on the...
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“I think this movie was made just so they could make a good trailer.”
– Crystal A perfect one-line review for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Worse than Spider-man 3, X-Men: The Last Stand, or Daredevil this was, and those are fightin’ words. Though it did manage to have lots of cool moments, hence the trailer comment. It had far more moments featuring horrible dialogue,...
“Note: We are not affiliated with the Association of Community Organizations for...”
– A new disclaimer on the Website for Acorn media. (via Poniewozik) (via newsweek)
ROTTEN TOMATOES: Worst of the Worst 2000-2009 →
The 100 worst movies of the last 10 years.
There are about 5 or 6 on this list that I’ve “seen”, meaning I’ve seen enough of it on TV to have effectively watched it. The only one I actually sat through at once was A Sound of Thunder on the Sci-Fi Channel last year because it’s time travel and I just had to see how bad it really was (THE TIME WAVE is all I must say).
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Realbeer.com: Six Questions For Sam Calagione →
When this interview happened six years ago I didn’t even know Dogfish existed. Hell, Beast and Natty did it for me back then, dark days.
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Guide to Hamburger and Cheeseburger Styles →
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Blockbuster Closing 960 Stores – Opening 9,500... →
Better have blu-ray, that’s what keeps me from Redbox most of the time, if we have already gone through our Netflix rentals.
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See My Vest - Montgomery Burns
Some men hunt for...
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The Poochie Rap - Poochie The name’s Poochie...
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Baby on Boad - The Be Sharps
Baby on board, how I...
The last known U.S. Civil War widow was Maudie Hopkins. She was 19 when she married 86-year-old veteran William Cantrell in 1934. She died in August 2008 at age 93.
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The Presidents of 24 →
Nine presidents. It has always been a little tough to keep track of these guys, especially because more than a couple of them assume office for only a few hours.
Fans have figured that since Day (season) One, 13 years have passed in the show. In real life, going back nine presidents takes you to Lyndon Johnson, whose term ended in 1969.
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New York Restaurant Loses Its Appetite for Cash →
“If you don’t have a credit card, you can use a debit card,” said the restaurant’s co-owner, Tony Zazula. “If you don’t have a debit card, you probably don’t have a checking account. And if you don’t have a checking account, you probably shouldn’t be eating at Commerce to begin with.”
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The Best Spoiler-filled review of 'Enemy of the...
danhacker:
“Now this is the story all about how, Will’s life got flipped, turned upside down. It takes 132 minutes, so just sit right there. I’ll tell you about he became the pawn of some spy warfare. In District of Columbia, born and raised, in the courthouse is where he spent most of his days. Pleadin’ out, lawin’, objectin’ all cool and chasin’ some mob boss outside of school. When a couple...
You Know You’re A 90’s Kid If… →
Never had flashing light shoes.
I know *most* of the details about all the Saved by the Bell characters.
Everything else on this list is completely accurate.
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Mr. White: Next, this "Oneders", with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be... simply The Wonders.
Lenny: As in, I *wonder* what happened to the O'Needers?
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Her?
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