I wrote clean lyrics to this song for a Dr. Handsome And The Practice show in high school, but it didn’t make the final set list. It’s a very fun and vulgar 44 second song and makes me remember a pre facial hair Dan.
PS- Yes I was in a band called Dr. Handsome And The Practice. We never did decide which of the three “permanent” members was in fact, Dr. Handsome. (side note it was me)
PPS- Dr. Handsome was an obscure Ed reference. If you got that, or if you were just a fan of Ed, please let me know. That show rocked. And now I’ll know for sure that you rock.
PPPS- Dan if you are reading this NEVER SHAVE. The facial hair suits you.