March 2011
27 posts
The Worst Sports Fans in America →
gq.com
#1 and #2: Phillies and Eagles
#7: PSU
Sounds about right.
“Zack Snyder’s SUCKER PUNCH is a movie so terrible that it retroactively makes his entire body of work worse. It is a soulless automaton of a movie, lumbering loudly from scene to scene, knowing where it has been told to go, but never giving a shit about where it’s ending up. It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation. It is a movie that demands an endless stream of metaphors describing it, because simple phrases like “sucks shit through a straw” don’t quite do its awfulness justice.”
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From Massawyrm’s Sucker Punch review on Ain’t It Cool News
I didn’t want to see this, but now I am intrigued to see just how god damn awful it is. Maybe it will be on one of my new favorite podcasts “How Did This Get Made?”
I finally listened to the Friday song
It speaks to me, I do often have trouble choosing a seat.
FYE: 15% Off Used CDs or DVDs →
fye.com
Like I said this weekend after checking out a Blockbuster Store Closing Sale: 15% off an overpriced item is still overpriced. Call me when it’s 70% off.
Fuck yeah!
A Practical Guide to Drinking at Work →
funnycrave.com
For tomorrow, happy St. Patty’s Day! Or you could just opt for a sick/personal day and celebrate properly, which I am seriously considering at this point. Though I guess with by posting this I couldn’t really get away with calling it a sick day.
The Limited Edition Cheap T-Shirt →
teefury.com
Today it’s a grab bag, $6 for a random shirt. Anyone want to go in with me on the order to save on shipping?
How long does it take to move a sick passenger from a Metro train?
If you guessed less than 20 minutes you are wrong.
